A friend sent me this last week ... have fun! You're
- 'control freak' on the banks worse than management loves you ... class!
- Your main occupation is the correction ...
- You're able to laugh at your own jokes before the eyes of your students frustrated, too bad you t'trouves so funny ...
- You feel that you give a 'show' every day ... You do
- impose your working conditions and reforms cans by your employer ...
- Do you realize with your two years of college and your 4-year college and a debt of $ 15 000, you win half your friends who have done a DEP 6 months paid by unemployment!
- Want gut the rude young at the grocery store! Or remove the cap to a young restaurant!
- You do realize more that you repeat everything you say. When
- for you, full time is 32 hours with 8 hours recognized but not paid!
- You're not sure of an answer and you say: 'I will come back ...' And you never come back!
- You never call your son Kevin NEVER ... um ... there really is a strange correlation between the name and score some 12 ...
- Your desires are dictated by the pee sound of the bell ...
- You do realize more that you repeat everything you say ...
- employees Staples nearest call you by your first name all
- You know what it means to students with special needs, GPI, ADHD, PDD, MELS, etc..
- Your machine is always full of chalk ...
- You use the phrase regularly, "it was to see if you follow!" When you're wrong.
- You must banish from your vocabulary all words that might, in some way, having vaguely sexual overtones, because if you say it is the general hilarity for 10 minutes ... You do
- go more that you repeat everything you say ...
- Making you call Mom / Dad will even surprise you and make you say Dear, you ... Is commonplace ...
- Your pupils notice the slightest detail that has changed on your person
- Part of your salary goes to pay you what you need to work (teaching materials, ink to print your house because the school ceased printers working, etc ...)
- You are able to store more than one hundred names, and in less than 2 weeks ...
- You make mistakes and you say: this is not a fault, it's a typo!
- Everything you learn in university will serve you absolutely nothing!
- You pray every night that the rumor that 'the chalk dust is a carcinogen, is wrong ...:)
- You do realize more that you repeat everything you say ...
- Almost all your days teaching (where you could do your planning, correct and do your stuff in class) are already planned with training and meetings! You
- hoaxes four colds, bronchitis and gastro two in one year, but console yourself that you and tell you it's not as bad as last year ... You smile
- by browsing this list by telling you: "It's so true! "
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